claustrophohohobic: geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis Pull the lever Kronk!
a-disney-mermaid: mylifebydisney: Between fictional characters I’m like… In real life i’m like… GPOY
misscosmickitty: I really just want to lie under the stars with someone while listening to one of Armin van Buuren’s A State Of Trance mixes and just cuddle and tell each other our life’s stories. I don’t know I’m dumb. ._____.
thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND
thewalkingassbutt: lifeofamarriedfangirl: reichenfalse: tardis-housecleaner: YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!? that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.
ceedubbb: do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that
fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you